Weekly Recap
May 25-May 29, 2026
The internet had a week. We filtered it down to two minutes.
📈 Finance
• Dell blew out Q1 with $43.84B in revenue — up 88% year-over-year. AI server revenue hit $16.1B, up 757%. Stock surged 39% after-hours. We called it Tuesday.
• Salesforce beat estimates with $11.13B revenue and Agentforce ARR crossing $1.2B — then fell anyway on soft Q2 guidance. Down 33% in 2026 despite consistent beats.
• Costco beat cleanly. Dollar Tree confirmed what we projected — messy restructuring, poor guidance.
• Moody’s downgraded the US credit rating to Aa1 — last of the three major agencies to strip the AAA.
• Next week: Marvell reports Wednesday. Our predicted gainer. Watch it.
🏀 Sports
• Game 7 tonight — OKC vs San Antonio, 8 PM ET on NBC. Wemby forced it with 11 threes in the first half of Game 6. Series tied 3-3.
• Knicks are Eastern Conference Champions. Swept Cleveland in four games — their first Finals appearance since 1999. Brunson averaged 25.5 points and 7.8 assists across the sweep.
• UCL Final is tomorrow — Arsenal vs PSG in Budapest at 3 PM ET. Arsenal are the only unbeaten team left in this competition.
• NFL schedule fully digested: Lions drew a back-loaded monster, Giants open SNF hosting Dallas Week 1, Chiefs have six primetime games, Call of Duty is set in Korea.
💻 Tech
• Apple’s Siri is getting a full rebuild in iOS 27 — a standalone app designed to compete directly with ChatGPT. WWDC is June 9.
• Apple seeded the iOS 26.6 public beta with Apple Maps security upgrades and blocked contact alerts.
• PSA announced a full pause of Value tier submissions effective Tuesday June 2 — 10 million card backlog, four month timeline to reopen.
• Oura Ring 5 launched — 40% smaller, detects blood pressure changes, AI health coach, heading toward IPO.
• Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 announced — Korean war setting, October 23, coming to Nintendo Switch 2 for the first time.
• FBI issued an urgent warning for anyone using Microsoft Teams, Outlook, or OneDrive — new phishing scheme actively targeting users.
🃏 TCG
• 30th Anniversary Pokémon TCG full reveal drops Monday June 1 at 9 AM ET. Every pack contains one of 30 foil Pikachu cards. Six foil cards per pack. New opalescent rarity tier for Pikachu, Mewtwo, and Mew. September 18 global launch.
• PSA pausing ALL Value tier submissions Tuesday June 2 — Value Bulk, Value, Value Plus, Value Max all closed to new submissions. GameStop grading customers at Value pricing are cut off. Four month window to reopen.
• Chaos Rising pack rip value down to $4.23 vs $10.44 pack cost — $6.21 average loss per pack. Total set value dropped to $1,360 this week.
• MHR raw now $332.43. PSA 10 projection dropped to $1,817.51.
• SIR raw sitting at $122.76. Floor-finding continues.
Stay sharp. Signal over noise.
— The Bandicoots 🔥