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🧠 A breakdown of the top headlines across all three sectors
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🙋♂️ Who's Behind This?
I’m Michael — creator of Staten News, entrepreneur, investor, and long-time sports strategist. I believe the future belongs to people who understand how seemingly separate domains influence each other.
I’m John — co-creator of Staten News, entrepreneur, long time stock analyst, crypto investor, and avid sports gambler. “Risk comes from not knowing what you're doing.” — Warren Buffett
Tech affects money. Money affects sports. Sports reflect culture. We write this to connect the dots.


